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Friday, May 20, 2005

Letter of complaint


Dear Burger King:

Please stop offering prizes of apple turnovers in your Star Wars BK combos if your restaurants don't actually carry this product. I find this practice deceptive and very undelicious. Please rectify this situation immediately and send one (1) apple turnover to 89 Chestnut St., Toronto ON. Your attention to this grave oversight is appreciated.

Yours truly,
David

P.S.
Your Jabba the Hut water squirters have atrociously poor range and do not provide 'hours of summer fun' as your advertisements suggest. Furthermore, I question this toy's purported abilities to cause choking among small, annoying children. Please remove this item from your restaurants until these complaints are addressed.

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