Pleasant distractions

I'm stuck in the office with a stack of work to finish and very little by way of distraction to help combat my frustrations, when I come across this awesome Chuck Norris shirt with a picture of my hero delivering a swift roundhouse kick to the head of a deer above a caption which reads, "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing". Wow!

I still associate Chuck Norris with his Degree anti-perspirant commercials of the early 90s, wherein he does a roundhouse kick at the camera and tells the audience that "the best defense is not to offend." Of course, even as a kid I knew that was a bogus ad: Chuck Norris didn't sweat, and any kid growing up watching a man like Chuck Norris conduct his business could tell you that the real best defense a man can have is an unforgiving roundhouse kick to the face of his opponent.

*Gives frustrations a swift roundhouse kick. HIIIIIIIYAH!*

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