To infinity and beyond...and a little to the right

One divided by zero equals infinity!!! It is with great pleasure that this jerk would like to announce that his loyal readership has increased infinitely since yesterday. This morning has proven puzzling...the jerk's inbox is empty...not even a single spam message since yesterday. Strange. Now, your favorite jerk wonders how come everytime he actually want to purchase discount valium and get a cut-rate mortgage or a degree from an unaccredited university, no one offers him one? Back to work.

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